The Art

Pickle Kickers
Sale Price: $125.00 Original Price: $199.00

This is a pair of fully wearable, hand-sculpted shoes. I take a professional-grade sneaker and transform it into a 1-of-1 piece of wearable art. These aren't just for a shelf—they are built to be worn on the street and designed to turn heads.

​THE PRODUCTION TIMELINE:

  • ​STANDARD TURNAROUND: Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for your custom hand-sculpted shoes to be completed and shipped.

  • ​SPECIAL EVENTS: If you need your order by a specific date, please email me at oneweirdchick@gmail.com prior to ordering to ensure your date can be accommodated.

​RUSH ORDERS & FEES:

Need your wearable art sooner? Limited rush slots are available.

  • ​RUSH REQUESTS: Please email oneweirdchick@gmail.com with the subject "RUSH REQUEST" to check availability before purchasing.

  • ​FEES: Rush fees are calculated based on the complexity of the design and the requested delivery date. Standard rush fees typically range from 25% to 50% of the total order cost to prioritize your timeline in the studio.

​THE BUILD:

  • ​THE SCULPTURE: Every detail is hand-sculpted using professional-grade, flexible, high-strength compounds.

  • ​DURABILITY: These are shoes, not glass. They are water-resistant, crack-resistant, and finished with a professional-grade sealer to handle daily wear.

  • ​ORIGINALITY: Since I sculpt every pair by hand, no two pairs are ever exactly the same.

​CUSTOM ORDERS & SIZING:

Don't see your size or have a specific character in mind? I specialize in custom visions.

​THE FINE PRINT:

  • ​DISCLAIMER: IF THE PRIMARY SHOE BASE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR SIZE AT THE TIME OF PRODUCTION, A COMPARABLE QUALITY BOOT OR SHOE WILL BE SUBSTITUTED.

  • ​SHIPPING: Ships in custom OneWeirdChick packaging with tracking included.

  • ​ALL SALES ARE FINAL: Due to the custom, hand-sculpted nature of this wearable art, I do not accept returns or exchanges. Please ensure your size is correct before purchasing.

​WEAR & CARE:

These are durable, but they are still custom art. Clean them with a damp cloth. Do NOT put them in a washing machine or use harsh chemicals on the sculpted areas

Showtimerz
$750.00

Inspired by Beetlejuice

This is a pair of fully wearable, hand-sculpted shoes. I take a professional-grade sneaker and transform it into a 1-of-1 piece of wearable art. These aren't just for a shelf—they are built to be worn on the street and designed to turn heads.

​THE PRODUCTION TIMELINE:

  • ​STANDARD TURNAROUND: Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for your custom hand-sculpted shoes to be completed and shipped.

  • ​SPECIAL EVENTS: If you need your order by a specific date, please email me at oneweirdchick@gmail.com prior to ordering to ensure your date can be accommodated.

​RUSH ORDERS & FEES:

Need your wearable art sooner? Limited rush slots are available.

  • ​RUSH REQUESTS: Please email oneweirdchick@gmail.com with the subject "RUSH REQUEST" to check availability before purchasing.

  • ​FEES: Rush fees are calculated based on the complexity of the design and the requested delivery date. Standard rush fees typically range from 25% to 50% of the total order cost to prioritize your timeline in the studio.

​THE BUILD:

  • ​THE SCULPTURE: Every detail is hand-sculpted using professional-grade, flexible, high-strength compounds.

  • ​DURABILITY: These are shoes, not glass. They are water-resistant, crack-resistant, and finished with a professional-grade sealer to handle daily wear.

  • ​ORIGINALITY: Since I sculpt every pair by hand, no two pairs are ever exactly the same.

​CUSTOM ORDERS & SIZING:

Don't see your size or have a specific character in mind? I specialize in custom visions.

​THE FINE PRINT:

  • ​DISCLAIMER: IF THE PRIMARY SHOE BASE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR SIZE AT THE TIME OF PRODUCTION, A COMPARABLE QUALITY BOOT OR SHOE WILL BE SUBSTITUTED.

  • ​SHIPPING: Ships in custom OneWeirdChick packaging with tracking included.

  • ​ALL SALES ARE FINAL: Due to the custom, hand-sculpted nature of this wearable art, I do not accept returns or exchanges. Please ensure your size is correct before purchasing.

​WEAR & CARE:

These are durable, but they are still custom art. Clean them with a damp cloth. Do NOT put them in a washing machine or use harsh chemicals on the sculpted areas

The Summoners
$975.00

This is a pair of fully wearable, hand-sculpted shoes. I take a professional-grade sneaker and transform it into a 1-of-1 piece of wearable art. These aren't just for a shelf—they are built to be worn on the street and designed to turn heads.

​THE PRODUCTION TIMELINE:

  • ​STANDARD TURNAROUND: Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for your custom hand-sculpted shoes to be completed and shipped.

  • ​SPECIAL EVENTS: If you need your order by a specific date, please email me at oneweirdchick@gmail.com prior to ordering to ensure your date can be accommodated.

​RUSH ORDERS & FEES:

Need your wearable art sooner? Limited rush slots are available.

  • ​RUSH REQUESTS: Please email oneweirdchick@gmail.com with the subject "RUSH REQUEST" to check availability before purchasing.

  • ​FEES: Rush fees are calculated based on the complexity of the design and the requested delivery date. Standard rush fees typically range from 25% to 50% of the total order cost to prioritize your timeline in the studio.

​THE BUILD:

  • ​THE SCULPTURE: Every detail is hand-sculpted using professional-grade, flexible, high-strength compounds.

  • ​DURABILITY: These are shoes, not glass. They are water-resistant, crack-resistant, and finished with a professional-grade sealer to handle daily wear.

  • ​ORIGINALITY: Since I sculpt every pair by hand, no two pairs are ever exactly the same.

​CUSTOM ORDERS & SIZING:

Don't see your size or have a specific character in mind? I specialize in custom visions.

​THE FINE PRINT:

  • ​DISCLAIMER: IF THE PRIMARY SHOE BASE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR SIZE AT THE TIME OF PRODUCTION, A COMPARABLE QUALITY BOOT OR SHOE WILL BE SUBSTITUTED.

  • ​SHIPPING: Ships in custom OneWeirdChick packaging with tracking included.

  • ​ALL SALES ARE FINAL: Due to the custom, hand-sculpted nature of this wearable art, I do not accept returns or exchanges. Please ensure your size is correct before purchasing.

​WEAR & CARE:

These are durable, but they are still custom art. Clean them with a damp cloth. Do NOT put them in a washing machine or use harsh chemicals on the sculpted areas

Cereal Killer
$850.00

Breakfast is served... but it might bite back. These boots are a sugary-sweet nightmare, featuring a pastel pink and baby blue leather upper adorned with cereal-charm buckles. The real "crunch" is in the platform: a hyper-realistic gums-and-teeth sole "chewing" on a mix of rainbow cereal loops and fruit.